unbuttoning your pants after a huge meal
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”
I thought they were peanuts
At first glance I saw jellybeans
I thought they were babies help
I thought it was a human spine…..
The dicks only make it better
WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF
i think i jsut died laguhing oh my fukcing god
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Castiel. I’m told you came here in an automobile.
Fucking Supernatural. This is Satan and an Angel of the Lord having a conversation about riding in a car cause Satan legit wanted to know what the fuck was up with humans and their cars. Look at him in the 3rd gif, like “ah, imma bout to fuck up your everything but ah yes, cars dude”.
look at all their dramatic lighting
dramatic camera angles
dramatic facial expressions
"wtf are cars"
I think I just melted.
Angelina Jolie [x]
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
say those three words and i’m yours
super smash bros